The day I died
THE DAY I DIED WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
The Day I Died was the best day of my life.
Drag myself from my bed Around 20 past 6
Get my kids up make breakfast 1 egg 2 toast 3 weetabix
And as I sit down I look up
And your standing in the doorway sun at your back
in my old brown dressing gown
Well no one can love you more than I love you now
but I
Gotta go running for the bus
Coat flying and i try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck quiet for a change
And theres no rain and no roadworks in the
Bus lane and all my hurts run away
And im smiling as I'm punching in
Chorus
The day I died was the best day of my life (2x)
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
Now the secretaries they got a smile for me
and the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive joe
saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
for embezzling funds from the company account
and i'd be lying if i said i wasn't chuffed
cos i always hated rob
and now they'll probably offer me robs old job
And in the park at lunch
Theres no whinos on my favorite bench
none of that drunk chatter none of that pissy stench
and the 20 little pigeons with the gammy leg
decide to dine from someone elses sandwich instead
and there's something about the city today
like all the colours conspire to overwhelm the grey
and this close to the fire I can feel no cold
but a rainbow halo around my soul
Chorus
The day I died was the best day of my life (2x)
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life
So I leave work get to the high street and i miss my bus
Should i wait for another no I can't be arsed
I begin to walk and rush hour crowd seem to part
Like the red sea, and im stopping at the offy
20 cigerettes and a 6 pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess i never saw that taxi
I guess I never saw that taxi
dodododododododoood!
Chorus
The day I died was the best day of my life (2x)
Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
everything will be alright anekatips.com
The day I died was the best day of my life
Now I got 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
I got 99 red balloons drifting past my dreamy eyes
I got 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
I got 99 red balloons drifting past my dying eyes
Paisa Paisa Song Lyrics Changed
Potty Potty - Bollywood Hindi Song Lyrics
Movie: De Dana Dan (2009)
Music Director:Pritam Chakraborty, Rdb
Director: Priyadarshan
Lyricist: Sayeed Qadri
Starring: Akshay Kumar, Katrina Kaif, Suneil Shetty, Paresh Rawal
Song Title: Potty Potty
Release Date: November 27, 2009
Potty Lyrics
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Hooooo!!!!
Kyun potty potty karti hain
Kyon potty pe tu marti hain
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Ek baat mujhe batla de tu
Us potty se kyun nahi darti hai
Kya hota hai potty ka
Potty ki laga doondheri
De dana dan potty potty
De dana dan
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
(My lover why cant you see
I am not the girl you want me to be
My love is priceless baby
No potty can buy me) -2
Na haske kadi bolti
Potty ko pyaar se tolti
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Har baar tera ek roop naya
Na bhed dilo ke kholti
Potty potty
Rab kehta hai dilwalon se
Na kar hera pheri
Potty potty
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
potty potty
potty potty
My lover why cant you see
I am not the girl you want me to be
My love is priceless baby
No potty can buy me
Hai sona bangla car bhi soni
Aish baohut dil karta hain
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kay cheez hai potty
Mujhe ek baat ki samaj na aaye
Dil tera pe kyon marta hai
Potty potty
Ab jaan nikalegi tu meri
Kya neeyat hai teri
De dana dan
De dana dan
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
My lover why cant you see
I am not the girl you want me to be
My love is priceless baby
No potty can buy me
Potty aavee potty jaavee
Ek ka hokar tikta nai
Kya baat hai kya cheez hai potty
Kya baat hai kya cheez hai potty
Ek pyaar hi sacha duniya mein
Bazaron mein jo bikta nai
Potty potty
Sach maan ke kehta daulat
Na teri na meri
Potty potty
De dana dan
dan de dana dan
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
Mein barish kar doon potty ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri
Hope you liked the song. Me and my friends have made this song Potty Potty Karti Hai.
Ramayan Modern Story
Hello, I am Adarsh Mehta and I am presenting before you Ramayan modern story. It is very funny and the whole content is written and created by me. Please read the whole article. I saw this live at a function and thought of putting it on my blog.
(Amitabh's Entry) hahahahahah!!!! Amitabh : Hello gentleman. Aaj ki sham mai aapko bataunga SITA KA PATI. Ok, I will start SITA KA PATI without wasting any time... It is a small round. I will ask only one question and it will choose the finalist.
So lets start without wasting time with the qualifying round. So the qualifying question is "guess sita ka pati kaun?"
...17 people say Sita ka Pati Mai hoon... hahahah... But ram says, Sita Ka Pati kaun hai? Moojhe nahin pata hai. And then ravan says Sita ka Pati nahin hai. (They both are selected to final round)
Amitabh : How many fingers do you have?
Ravan: Oye, its very simple ... 5 yaar...
Ram : I have only four ...!!!
Amitabh : The Right answer. Ek to thumb hota hai yaar... Ram ka javab hai sahi aur usne bana diya RAVAN ka Dahi ... (Vah vah, vah vah, vah vah)
Ram ne Final jeet liya hai... To usse milti hai SITA.... Taaliya....!!!
...(The scene on the stage changed)...
(Dashrath is looking on his mirror and singing song " Mere aangne me tumhara kya kaam hai?")
And Kaikai is busy chatting with her friends on ORKUT.
Dashrath : Hey babes, Mai think kar raha tha ki retire ho jaaon.. Aur retire hone k baad meri position Ram ko De doon .. As a cheif of Ayodhya PVT. LTD.
(Kaikai ... totally shocked .... Throws her Laptop and stares at Dashrath.
Dashrath : Hey Kaikai Babe, Seems like the old age is showing up on you, now its time that you honor two wishes that you granted me, when I saved your life in the battle
(Dashrath has a puzzled look on his face at what Kaikai is up to)
Dashrath: Uhhh ???!!!! I don’t understand the confusion; the wishes are for you to make, go ahead if you think this is the time you want them to be honored. I shall uphold my promises.
Kaikai : Send Ram to Jungle for campign for 14 ... No,, For 30 years..!!!
Dasarath: But who will head Ayodhya pvt ltd during the period of his training?
Kaikei: Make my son Bharat the CEO in his place.
Dasarath: What!!! I cannot do that, the stake holders would go crazy, our stock price would plummet. I can never allow that.
Kaikei (shouts): And what shall the stock holders think when they come to know the ex CEO broke his promises?
Dasarath (with a sad heart): Alright, I shall ask Ram to go on the Management Development Programme…
GO+ Scene
In the forest Laxman is totally distressed at being sent with Ram to GO+, far from palatial comforts.
Laxman: Lagta hai .. Babuji ka dimag budhape mein satiya gaya hai !!! (Kaikai’s Back Voice : Laxman … how dare you called your father Babuji .. ) Sorry ma !!! I meant Daddy …… (Laxman perspiring…) Huhh !! I am day dreaming in this forest, ohh god … help me out… Dammmn I am alone here and Ram is having fun L
Right at that moment SOORPANKA enters the scene
Soorpanaka: Hey good looking !!! Whats cooking ??!!! (need good expressions here !!!!)
Laxman: Whistlesssss …. Wowww !!! didn’t know about this happening here man !! GO+ doesn’t seem that dull…
Soorpanaka: Hello Handsome !!! got 5 min ?!!
Laxman: Ohh !! I’ve got plenty of time.
Soorpanaka: Didn’t know you were that Jobless eh ??!! I am the sister of the mighty Ravan, the chief of RAP LABS.
Laxman (impressed): Wowwww!!!! I am no small duck either … I am a powerful stakeholder in “Ayodhya pvt ltd” huh !!!
Soorpanaka: Powerful ???!!! ohh common. You call dwelling in a forest as being powerful.. go and fool someone else.
Laxman (frenzied): Careful lady, gusse mein tum bahut haseen lag rahi ho
Soorpanaka: Arre ja ja !!! kisko impress kar rahe ho?
Laxman: talwaar chalaney mein bhi hamara koi thod nahi hai… Dekhogi?
Laxman starts playing around with his sword tying to demonstrate his prowess at sword, and also trying to impress SOORPANKA. In the process due to some uncontrolled action, the sword falls on SOORPANKA and takes her nose off !!!!!
SOORPANKA (shouts): aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! my nose..!
Laxman (totally terrified, about to cry !! ): Oh my god !! I didn’t mean to do that .. at all .. I am so sorry.
(But soorpanka is not ready to hear anything and warns him of the consequences)
Soorpanaka (weeping): Now I’ll surely make you pay a big price for this … watch yourself .. I’ll be back …
Laxman is totally disturbed.. thinking of consequences and crying.
RAVAN’s ENTRY
Ravan: Hey sis…looking gr8 eh?
Soorpanaka: (looking at audience) what??? Blind fella!! (looking at Ravan) whr are ur specs??? Put thm on.! Now look..that foolish Laxman sliced my nose off .
Ravan: Okie okie … chill babe !!!
Soorpanaka:You should take revenge for me.
Ravan: we’ll make thm suffer for this insult.
Ram and Sita are chilling out in the woods on his bike. Ram trying to get romantic.
Ram: Its so beautiful out here away from the disturbing sounds of the city.
But Sita is totally uninterested in Ram, she is busy checking out the beauty of the woods with her binoculars. Ram has a very disappointed look.
Sita: arre…aage dekh.. Ohh, Woww !! look at that .. golden dear…. Ram, let me tell you this, If you cant get me that deer .. don’t even think of taking a single step towards me. Now stop the bike … stooppppppppp !!!
Ram: Arre I am trying …. Breaks are bad. Tumhare daddy ne ek motorcycle bhi dhang ki nahin di … huhh ???!!
Sita: Bakwaas band karo..and get me that deer !!
Ram: Okie baba, you walk down to the dwelling, I’ll be back with YOUR DEAR DEER !!!! …. Phewww ( wipes the perspiration off his forehead)
Ram takes off on his bike, to hunt for the deer, on the way he hears the song ( Champi song !!! ) . He finds Hanuman enjoying the song on the iPod and getting his champi done.
Ram: Hye Hanuman !!! How are you doing man … howz life buddy ???!!!
Hanuman: Oye koun hai papppe !!! Oye Ram .. my dear … ki haal chal yaarrrr ?!!!!
Tussi jangal vich ki kar rahe ho yaarrr…
Ram: Oye don’t ask yaar… daddy ka dimag kharab ho gaya tha, pata nahin kyun mujhe yahan bhej diya .. tu suna yaar… ki chal raha hai … teri bhabhi bhi yahin hai jungle mein .. (grins !!!!)
Hanuman: Oye kya bhabhi bhi yahin hai …. Oye sahiiiiiiiiii !!! Oye mujhe Sita bhabhi ke haath ka khana khana hai yaar… plzzzz !!!!!
Ram: Oye zarroorr yaar…. No issues … chal aaja baith jaaa gadi vich .. chalet hain ghar.
Ram drives Hanuman to his hut. Sita reaches the dwelling, and is getting impatient to see the golden dear. She bugs laxman to go on the look out for Ram.
Sita: Hey Lax, can you please tell me why is your brother such a lazy guy. I asked him to get a small thing and he is taking ages. Please go and check his where-abouts, I desperately want to see that golden deer.
Laxman: ok maata Sita, I think I should go and find Ram. But let me ensure your security first ( starts working on his laptop)
After a few moments Laxman is done with his job.
Laxman: I have created a very powerful firewall around this dwelling, which no one on this earth can break, however for your convenience you can keep this access card with you to venture across this firewall. I’ll be back soon with ur deer and Ram.
Sita: Bye … C ya !!!!
After a while Ravan appears near Sita’s shelter, and shouts out.
Ravan: bhikshaam dehi….
Sita: Arre…ja ja
Ravan: gimme something
Sita: I cant cross this line. So, I cant give u anything
Ravan: U have to
Sita: but y???
Ravan: Arre.. script mein tho aisa likha hua hai
Sita: Ohh!!!
After Sita goes, Ram, Laxman and Hanuman arrive at Panchvati !!! Everyone is worried wondering where did Sita go !!
Ram: Where is Sita? I cant find her anywhere.
Hanuman: Yaar yeh vaddi dangerous jageh hai .. mujhe to laaagdaa hai .. koi shaana bhabhi ko kidnap karke kat liya hai …
Laxman: Ohhhh dammnnn !! Dude …. I think you are right …. Someone has tampered with the firewall .. it has been breached. Uhhhh …. Brother seems like we’ve a problem at hand.
Hanuman & Ram observe Ravan’s sign, and recognize that Ravan has kidnappend Sita …..
Hanuman: Hey guys … have a look at this …
Ram: This is Ravan’s sign
Hanuman: mujhe to lagda hai .. yeh pattha hi bhabhi nu apne hun le gaya hai …
Ram: Ohhhh !!! Ab kya hoga ….
Hanuman: Oye, chill maddi badshao !!! Abhi lanka ka ticket katao .. aur bhabhi ko wapas lao .. chalo !!!
@ LANKA
Hanuman: Oye bhidu … ye lanka to vadi rapchik jageh hai yaar… ek dum chama cham
Ram: Seriosly man, its fundoo !! Ravan baap bahut maal kamaya hai lagta hai.
Laxman: Arre bhai, take some lays.
Ram: no..
Hanuman: arre..take..itz onion flavour
Ram: Aisa hai kya? Thn I will take one..!
Laxman: Arre bhai, bhabhi ke baare mein soochon yaar..
Hanuman: Oye !! haan…. hum to bhool hi gaye ..
Ram: Hanuman, you go to Ravan and ask him to return Sita to us.
Hanuman: Ayee !! dude, tussi sita baabbi nu kyu pareshan kar rahe ho yaar. Now common, assi unko lene aaye hain, unhe chhod do.
Ravan: Hey you, chill man. Ram cheated me during Sita swayamvar, then that guy Laxman chopped off my sisters kutti nose L !! and you say I let Sita go just like that. If Ram really wants Sita back, let him fight it out for her.
Hanuman: Oye, assi lad lenge, mar jayenge par sita nu leke jayenge yaar !!!!
Ravan: Common buddy, no marna maarna, if Ram wants Sita he’ll have to play lukka chuppi with me, if he wins, he gets Sita back ….. ha ha ha ha ha !!!!! ha ha ha ha !!!
Hanuman is puzzled
HANUMAN with RAM – LAXMAN:
Hanuman: Oye bhidu log … yeh Ravan to bada wala shana hai, bolta hai Sita ko chudane ke liye lukka chuppi khelna hoga.
Ram : Ab kya hoga?
Laxman: Hanuman ji lagta hai humme hi kuch sochna padega … Mein to kehta hun aap apni poonch se lanka mein puri lanka mein aag laga do.
Hanuman: Oye nahin mundeyaa …yeh mujhse nahin hoga.
Laxman: Par kyun paaji ??!!!!
Hanuman: Oye yaarrr!!!! meri poonch mein bahut dard hai !! J J J
Ram: Koi baat nahin Hanuman..you take care! Mein Ravan ko dekhta hun.
Ram murmurs something in Hanuman’s and Laxman’s ears, both Hanuman and Laxmman start jumping, but Hanuman is still doubtful. But forced into agreement by the other two.
Ram: Yeh dekho mere pass kya hai J
Hanuman: Arre! Yeh sikka toh Jay paaji ka hai!
Laxman: Jay paaji!!
Hanuman: Abey, Sholay wale.
Ram, Laxman, Hanuman: Let’s go and get Sita back.
Final Scene: Ashok Vatika mein Lukka Chuppi
Ram: Ravan, Ravan where are you? We are here to take up your challenge.
Ha ha ha ha (loud roar)
Ravan (entering the stage): Oye! Aa jao, ho jaye lukka chuppi. Tum jeete toh Sita tumhari, nahin toh…..ha ha ha!
Hanuman: Oye let’s toss, for whom to blindfold. So heads you loose and tails we win.
Ravan: ok! Ok….oye! what? Mujhe bevakoof bana raha hai.
Hanuman: Oye nahi, ok…tails you win and heads we win!
Ravan: Haan! Ab theek hai.
Hanuman: he he! Jaye paaji ka sikka…he he..
Toss happens.
Hanuman: Hurray!! We won, its heads (he he!)
Hanuman blindfolds Ravan.
Ram starts looking for Sita.Hanuman and Laxman distract Ravan away from Ram. Ram finds Sita and runs away. Laxman also follows.Hanuman gets caught. Ravan catches hold of Hanuman’s tail!!
Ravan: Oye! I caught Sita, I caught Sita!! Ha ha ha!!
(Hanuman is giggling)
Hanuman opens the blindfold…(expressions….)
Song..golmaal hai bhai sab golmaal hai..
Hanuman runs………Ravan runs after him….
Ravan looks that Ram is running with Sita. And then he shouts.
Ravan : Aye........ Courage hai to sammne aa k dikha.
Ram : Mujhme bahut courage hai...
After this they decided to play a game. Ravan brings a Laptop and Starts a multiplayer game Dragon Ball z
..
Ravan : Chalo, lets play Dragon Ball Z on my Laptop and who would win will take Sita with him.
Ram : Ok, fine ...
(They both start playing and then suddenly..)
Ram : Abe Ravan, Cheater Cock... Dragon Ball Z k cheats le k aaya hai ... To phir to tu jeete gaa hi na....
(On this topic Ram and Ravan Start fighting and Ram throws Laptop on Ravans Head...)
Ravan : Hahahahahaha....
Ram Throws his mobile on him and again...
Ravan : hahahahaha...
Ram keeps on throwing something on him and atlast.
Ravan : Mere pass 10-10 mondi aa gai hai... Ab kya kare ga bacchhuu???
Ram brings a rubber ball and throws it on RAVAN's Stomach ...
Ravan : aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.......!!!!!!
Ram : Q bacchhuu ?? Ab kya ho gaya ??? hava nikal gai kya??
Ravan : Please, call Ambulance ...
Ram : Oye dued... Ambulance ka no. mere pass nahin hai ....
Ravan : aahhhhhhh...
Ram: Ye,,,,, mar gaya....
(Ram and Sita go back to Ayodhya)
Ram : Hey babes, ab to tum ek gair murd k saath kitne din tak rahin ho ... I cannot live with a women like you..
Sita : A dued,,, moojhe bhi koi shok nahin hai tere saath rahne ka...
Ram : Then lets take divorce ...
Sita : Ok dued as you wish ...
(After some days they take divorce and they live happily)
THE END
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